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Fellow Atheists, What Do You Think Of My Idea For A Musical?

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It stars me. I’m the new kid at school and this guy named Jesus gives me trouble for it, along with the other 12 members of his gang. In order to stand up for myself, I challenge him to a karate match.
I fail miserably, and jesus and his super friends hang me from a cross.
Then my friendly Mexican gardener cuts me down and teaches me karate, through manual labor.
I challenge Jesus to a rematch and fail miserably once more, because apparently the chores I did for my gardener weren’t training at all.
After that, I move to another town and live out my days as a lifeguard who cannot swim.
whaddya think?

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  1. O8ZERVA Says

    needs more boobs
    I estimate that if you increase the boobage by about 2,300%, you’re looking at at least three Oscars. Maybe four.

  2. somebody Says

    even though i am christian, i must say this is probably the best hope hollywood has to date, only make the gardner an indian hindu
    get real get born again Jesus Rules!http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Basics/ye…

  3. Archangel TJ Says

    Protestants like King James because “Some of King James’s biographers conclude that Esmé Stewart (later Duke of Lennox), Robert Carr (later Earl of Somerset), and George Villiers (later Duke of Buckingham) were his lovers.”

  4. Mathletes are Hotter than Athlet Says

    I love musicals!

  5. Golman Says

    A sex play. A man gets naked and strips naked with a completely american ginger woman, and throws her on the bed and sticks a slice of cheese in her butt crack.

  6. ryuk V.2 Says

    Can I masturbate during this production?

  7. VK Says

    Like Napoleon Dynamite mixed with Karate Kid and The Passion?
    I like, but you have to have a techno sountrack.

  8. Anonymous Says

    @O8ZERVA
    And more cute animals.

  9. Alex Smith Says

    I think Iam reporting your question, have a nice day

  10. Anonymous Says

    Sounds good

  11. Patsy Says

    I’ve done some stage makeup and costumes. Call me.

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