It stars me. I’m the new kid at school and this guy named Jesus gives me trouble for it, along with the other 12 members of his gang. In order to stand up for myself, I challenge him to a karate match.
I fail miserably, and jesus and his super friends hang me from a cross.
Then my friendly Mexican gardener cuts me down and teaches me karate, through manual labor.
I challenge Jesus to a rematch and fail miserably once more, because apparently the chores I did for my gardener weren’t training at all.
After that, I move to another town and live out my days as a lifeguard who cannot swim.
whaddya think?



needs more boobs
I estimate that if you increase the boobage by about 2,300%, you’re looking at at least three Oscars. Maybe four.
even though i am christian, i must say this is probably the best hope hollywood has to date, only make the gardner an indian hindu
get real get born again Jesus Rules!http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Basics/ye…
Protestants like King James because “Some of King James’s biographers conclude that Esmé Stewart (later Duke of Lennox), Robert Carr (later Earl of Somerset), and George Villiers (later Duke of Buckingham) were his lovers.”
I love musicals!
A sex play. A man gets naked and strips naked with a completely american ginger woman, and throws her on the bed and sticks a slice of cheese in her butt crack.
Can I masturbate during this production?
Like Napoleon Dynamite mixed with Karate Kid and The Passion?
I like, but you have to have a techno sountrack.
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And more cute animals.
I think Iam reporting your question, have a nice day
Sounds good
I’ve done some stage makeup and costumes. Call me.